{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"GentleGiant (decibel)'s status on Wednesday, 30-Nov-11 01:58:51 UTC","author_name":"GentleGiant (decibel)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/decibel","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/787376","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1805\" class=\"url\" title=\"Learned how to tie his shoes in 8th grade.\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">derpsissadbecauseprincesstwilightdoesnotwanttomarryhim<\/span><\/a><\/span> Maybe he'd want someone he doesn't need to breaths to call for."}