{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jonathan Burgess (ral)'s status on Wednesday, 30-Nov-11 20:07:26 UTC","author_name":"Jonathan Burgess (ral)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ral","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/790297","html":"Today I was at an office, just sitting around. There was a stapler lying on one of the desks and I was staring at it. On its side, it said "2-25 papers". I spent my entire 30 minute walk home from school thinking about how stupid it was that they made a stapler that could staple 25 papers, but not one. I then remembered the purpose of stapling. Thank God I walk home alone."}