{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"guggerall's status on Wednesday, 30-Nov-11 20:53:00 UTC","author_name":"guggerall","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/guggerall","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/790471","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/148\" class=\"url\" title=\"Zambo\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">carcino<\/span><\/a><\/span> No, she's actually a plump German, do to a freakish incident involving the location of her birth and her mysterious half-father."}