{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Weenie Wanga Langa Genghis Khan (flaxx)'s status on Wednesday, 30-Nov-11 22:19:28 UTC","author_name":"Weenie Wanga Langa Genghis Khan (flaxx)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/flaxx","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/790644","html":"I just realized there are no "regular" male unicorns. All male unicorns are those big stallion-like dudes that sing in the Grand Galloping Gala song. Is feeling like an idiot the right reaction to this?"}