{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Princess Luna (princessluna)'s status on Friday, 06-May-11 23:14:10 UTC","author_name":"Princess Luna (princessluna)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/princessluna","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/79331","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/148\" class=\"url\" title=\"Zambo\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">carcinopony<\/span><\/a><\/span> I only snuggle friends, not appliances.  Besides, the unit is high up on a shelf.  I'd never fit up there."}