{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Stodden Brandon (onetrickpony)'s status on Friday, 02-Dec-11 01:18:03 UTC","author_name":"Stodden Brandon (onetrickpony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/onetrickpony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/794284","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1805\" class=\"url\" title=\"Learned how to tie his shoes in 8th grade.\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">derpsissadbecauseprincesstwilightdoesnotwanttomarryhim<\/span><\/a><\/span> May I be so kind as to nickname you &quot;Gummy&quot; so that I do not have to struggle to read your name each time?"}