{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Thomas K (zarkanorf)'s status on Saturday, 07-May-11 01:08:36 UTC","author_name":"Thomas K (zarkanorf)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zarkanorf","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/79542","html":"Bronies, have you ever heard of the phrase, "Yeah, and a monkey lives in my butt!!" Well, when one of my friends told me he saw a pig fly, I told him, "Yeah, and Pinkie Pie comes out of my left pocket once in awhile!" Well, he showed me a plastic toy pig that had wings on its back and some equine just raided my fridge!! WHAT DO?"}