{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)'s status on Friday, 02-Dec-11 13:59:43 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleansparkold","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/795968","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1235\" class=\"url\" title=\"Henrik Westerlund\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">flaxx<\/span><\/a><\/span> I think every definition on Urban Dictionary is disturbing. I bet even the entry for &quot;Kittens&quot; is some weird sexual act. Probably involving like...a toaster or something."}