{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Friday, 02-Dec-11 21:43:45 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/797099","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/3360\" class=\"url\" title=\"Davey N Tartt\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">pawnheart<\/span><\/a><\/span> Yeah, 11 or 12 years ago I did really well on a state test and was given money from the guv'mint to goto college. . . and now I need to use it before I'm 30 and I don't know the account number or any way to access it and I probably gave them the wrong social security number because it's similar to my high school girlfriend's phone number and I kept spoonerizing digits in my social. Because I am not a clever pony. XD"}