{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"derps's status on Sunday, 04-Dec-11 01:06:06 UTC","author_name":"derps","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derps","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/799755","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4526\" class=\"url\" title=\"Alex\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">mastertdi<\/span><\/a><\/span> I am a cat. A domesticated cat. Not a lion. Lions have manes. Just because it is a relative to the cat, does not mean all cats have manes and are exactly like lions. Dunce."}