{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Sir E. Hooves III (eaglehooves)'s status on Sunday, 04-Dec-11 04:21:51 UTC","author_name":"Sir E. Hooves III (eaglehooves)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/eaglehooves","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/800313","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4153\" class=\"url\" title=\"Sean\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">seanthebluesheep<\/span><\/a><\/span> I'm going to say because ponies. That seems to be a safe one around here."}