{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"colfax's status on Sunday, 04-Dec-11 23:51:40 UTC","author_name":"colfax","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/colfax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/802583","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4690\" class=\"url\" title=\"Stodden Brandon\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">onetrickpony<\/span><\/a><\/span> I once watched someone dunk his iphone in a cup of coffee."}