{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Purple Tinker (purpletinker)'s status on Monday, 05-Dec-11 02:22:51 UTC","author_name":"Purple Tinker (purpletinker)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/purpletinker","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/802998","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2043\" class=\"url\" title=\"Christopher Bell\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">mrdragon<\/span><\/a><\/span> The most lulzy part of this whole exchange is the reason the mods give for not suggesting I commit suicide: Because I might be a troll. THIS IS THE ONLY REASON TO NOT ASK PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES-- to avoid feeding trolls."}