{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Purple Tinker (purpletinker)'s status on Monday, 05-Dec-11 02:23:18 UTC","author_name":"Purple Tinker (purpletinker)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/purpletinker","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/803000","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2959\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ponydude\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">ponydude2143<\/span><\/a><\/span> This is why I try really hard to be a different kind of authority figure. One who isn't, you know. A giant papayas."}