{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jonathan Burgess (ral)'s status on Monday, 05-Dec-11 02:24:11 UTC","author_name":"Jonathan Burgess (ral)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ral","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/803002","html":"Dear Princess Celestia, today I learned that I am not allowed to sing Christmas songs in the style of Helen Keller. -Your faithful student, Nova."}