{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Stodden Brandon (onetrickpony)'s status on Monday, 05-Dec-11 02:50:46 UTC","author_name":"Stodden Brandon (onetrickpony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/onetrickpony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/803093","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/3444\" class=\"url\" title=\"Micheal McPony\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thatonepony<\/span><\/a><\/span> Because some people's chest areas are triangular in shape. #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/facepalm\" rel=\"tag\">facepalm<\/a><\/span>"}