{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Micheal McPony (gungbarcbal)'s status on Monday, 05-Dec-11 03:21:46 UTC","author_name":"Micheal McPony (gungbarcbal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/gungbarcbal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/803188","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1805\" class=\"url\" title=\"Learned how to tie his shoes in 8th grade.\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">derpsissadbecauseprincesstwilightdoesnotwanttomarryhim<\/span><\/a><\/span> That sure as balls better not be one of your Troll quirks. I swear to gog."}