{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jonathan Burgess (ral)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Dec-11 03:14:10 UTC","author_name":"Jonathan Burgess (ral)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ral","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/806320","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1805\" class=\"url\" title=\"Learned how to tie his shoes in 8th grade.\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">derpsissadbecauseprincesstwilightdoesnotwanttomarryhim<\/span><\/a><\/span> Some could argue the opposite <a href=\"http:\/\/ur1.ca\/6dyck\" title=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/file\/nvrrmbr-20111206T031409-s9l6uhe.png\" class=\"attachment thumbnail\" id=\"attachment-40416\" rel=\"nofollow external\">http:\/\/ur1.ca\/6dyck<\/a>"}