{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Dec-11 11:21:32 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleansparkold","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/807186","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4731\" class=\"url\" title=\"Scorchentine Firestine\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">scorchentine<\/span><\/a><\/span> You are a bored middle aged housewife named Janice. You turned to the internet to escape the crushing boredom of your middle-class lifestyle and the tedium of housework and daytime television on a daily basis. You"}