{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Crash (lightningcrash)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Dec-11 16:40:08 UTC","author_name":"Crash (lightningcrash)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/lightningcrash","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/807779","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2127\" class=\"url\" title=\"Joseph N.\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">jinny<\/span><\/a><\/span> Parents won't even know. They'll just say,&quot; Colin! You've got something in the mail!&quot; Hand it to me, then either ask what it was, which I won't tell them, or forget about it."}