{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"- (aaaa)'s status on Friday, 09-Dec-11 06:26:28 UTC","author_name":"- (aaaa)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/aaaa","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/815083","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/3444\" class=\"url\" title=\"Micheal McPony\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thatonepony<\/span><\/a><\/span> I just don't want to be an embarrassment to myself by repeatedly saying &quot;I can't have more than 3 pints or f*****g die!&quot; when these people drink their weight in vodka"}