{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"derps's status on Saturday, 10-Dec-11 05:42:48 UTC","author_name":"derps","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derps","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/817335","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/3444\" class=\"url\" title=\"Micheal McPony\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thatonepony<\/span><\/a><\/span> I manipulate where you do it, and I can change it so you move into a black hole where you would die before you could do so."}