{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Caim (car)'s status on Monday, 12-Dec-11 05:34:31 UTC","author_name":"Caim (car)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/car","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/821610","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/77\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">princessweetiebelle<\/span><\/a><\/span> I'm only attracted to girls who act like they could kick my bananas. Or, if they are really cute."}