{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Patch (patch)'s status on Monday, 12-Dec-11 10:26:07 UTC","author_name":"Patch (patch)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/patch","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/821874","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/5704\" class=\"url\" title=\"Kris Brazas\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">krs100<\/span><\/a><\/span> I have seen the future. You will blast that test into pieces, then then smash the pieces into smaller pieces. Rainbows will shoot out of it as you do."}