{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"colfax's status on Tuesday, 13-Dec-11 18:25:12 UTC","author_name":"colfax","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/colfax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/825559","html":"\u201cWhat is a, \u2018waifu,\u2019 anyway?\u201d  \u201cI think it\u2019s that stuff ice-cream cones are made of.\u201d --Best line I've read all day."}