{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"derps's status on Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 03:10:01 UTC","author_name":"derps","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derps","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/827062","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4112\" class=\"url\" title=\"The president of Mars\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">ponyveteran<\/span><\/a><\/span> When I'm at the mall security can't fight 'em off"}