{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Aaron Mark (traptin85)'s status on Thursday, 15-Dec-11 02:42:07 UTC","author_name":"Aaron Mark (traptin85)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/traptin85","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/830239","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1805\" class=\"url\" title=\"Aaght\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">derps<\/span><\/a><\/span> but if she's a lesbian, then i can't date her. so she is straight. and she has the hots for me."}