{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jeff Stathers (dusty)'s status on Thursday, 15-Dec-11 10:21:58 UTC","author_name":"Jeff Stathers (dusty)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/dusty","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/831177","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/5553\" class=\"url\" title=\"Patch\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">patch<\/span><\/a><\/span> In the situation when someone throws a grenade at me: I'M RUBBER, YOU'RE GLUE. IT BOUNCES OFF ME, AND STICKS ON YOU."}