{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Crash (lightningcrash)'s status on Thursday, 15-Dec-11 18:04:40 UTC","author_name":"Crash (lightningcrash)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/lightningcrash","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/831987","html":"Never throw a brick to a drowning man if you're close to a grocery store. Throw him a bar of Irish Spring, let him wash himself ashore."}