{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"nope (nopppppe)'s status on Monday, 09-May-11 04:14:49 UTC","author_name":"nope (nopppppe)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nopppppe","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/83462","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1069\" class=\"url\" title=\"RJ\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">extremedash<\/span><\/a><\/span> I'd say tell your sister congrats, but that'd be awkward. &quot;Hi sister. Hawkysu says congratulations!&quot; &quot;Who's Hawk-ee-sue?&quot; &quot;Oh, some random dude on the internet. But don't worry, he's cool. He likes ponies.&quot;"}