{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Patch (patch)'s status on Monday, 19-Dec-11 00:11:27 UTC","author_name":"Patch (patch)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/patch","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/840902","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1380\" class=\"url\" title=\"Sam Armstrong\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">greydragon412<\/span><\/a><\/span> Oh! Heheh. Then there's specific tools for that, called, creatively enough, sharpeners. It makes an awesome noise."}