{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Weenie Wanga Langa Genghis Khan (flaxx)'s status on Wednesday, 21-Dec-11 23:04:35 UTC","author_name":"Weenie Wanga Langa Genghis Khan (flaxx)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/flaxx","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/848091","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2118\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jordan Cameron\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">tenmihara<\/span><\/a><\/span> I know, right? That's all you need. An eye patch. Then you're a badass."}