{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"James Quinton (?) (expanddong)'s status on Saturday, 24-Dec-11 05:25:22 UTC","author_name":"James Quinton (?) (expanddong)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/expanddong","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/855275","html":"Buy brand new 60$ head phones>Buys brand new laptop> wonders why head phones cost 60$> takes 5 hours to setup laptop> plugs in head phone> listens to favorite dubstep song> Head phones are some sort of military grade head phones and blow my ears out> goes deaf> drops laptop> cries on floor> watches My little pony> everything goes back to normal. POWER OF FRIENDSHIP"}