{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Saturday, 24-Dec-11 15:47:19 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/855889","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1369\" class=\"url\" title=\"Mack\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">madflavors<\/span><\/a><\/span> DID YOU KNOW Father Christmas's reindeer are actually TOTES BADASS??  Donner and Blitzen have thunder and lightning magic powers, no less!"}