{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Kyle Archer Elkin (asvendius)'s status on Monday, 26-Dec-11 03:42:11 UTC","author_name":"Kyle Archer Elkin (asvendius)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/asvendius","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/858685","html":"Opening presents this morning I made sounds that can only be described as "feminine neighing". It was a trap! They forced it out of me with swords! By giving them to me!"}