{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jordan Cameron (tenmihara)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Dec-11 11:54:43 UTC","author_name":"Jordan Cameron (tenmihara)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tenmihara","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/863265","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jack\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> Quantum fetish mechanics; the phenomenon by which if someone describes a fetish, even a theoretical one, then someone, somewhere has that fetish."}