{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Macpony55 (macpony55)'s status on Thursday, 29-Dec-11 03:34:04 UTC","author_name":"Macpony55 (macpony55)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/macpony55","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/865108","html":"Seriously though, we have #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/firstworldproblems\" rel=\"tag\">firstworldproblems<\/a><\/span> and #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/thirdworldproblems\" rel=\"tag\">thirdworldproblems<\/a><\/span>, so what defines #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/secondworldproblems\" rel=\"tag\">secondworldproblems<\/a><\/span>? My answer is whatever the redneck's problems are."}