{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Thursday, 29-Dec-11 16:12:45 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/866337","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1805\" class=\"url\" title=\"Schr&#xF6;dinger's Cat\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">derps<\/span><\/a><\/span> Problem is you need a tinfoil helmet - if the mind-rays get in underneath the hat through your mouth, they just bounce around and amplify like a satellite dish."}