{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Aaron Mark (traptin85)'s status on Friday, 30-Dec-11 04:51:06 UTC","author_name":"Aaron Mark (traptin85)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/traptin85","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/867741","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/5743\" class=\"url\" title=\"Micheal McPony\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thatonepony<\/span><\/a><\/span> I'm hoping to, eventually. she lives in North Carolina (I'm in Nebraska). oh and &quot;he&quot; lives in Norway. and things are really weird. I'm trying to support her, while remaining out of the friendzone. but I just want to slap her and tell her that he's no good for her, and she needs to cut it off. not... literally, of course"}