{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Friday, 30-Dec-11 20:17:30 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/869784","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/60\" class=\"url\" title=\"Scribus Caballus\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">scribus<\/span><\/a><\/span> Best tag ever. Also, how can we LIVE without an electric can opener? The horror! We'll starve to death, and revert to a prehistoric state, trying to open the can hitting it with a bread loaf to no avail! WE'RE GOING TO DIE! Now seriously, I can't understand why someone under the age of 70 would need an electric can opener."}