{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Optimus Prime (optimus)'s status on Friday, 30-Dec-11 20:41:59 UTC","author_name":"Optimus Prime (optimus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/optimus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/869867","html":"I am completely satisfied with the fecal matter I have left behind in my toilet."}