{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Insert FakeNameHere (the20percent)'s status on Friday, 30-Dec-11 22:18:34 UTC","author_name":"Insert FakeNameHere (the20percent)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/the20percent","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/870059","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/5323\" class=\"url\" title=\"mikelvanderwerff\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">problemedpony<\/span><\/a><\/span> Caffeine calms me down, if in a small quantity.  However, If I drink 64 oz. of Monster, I can't sit down"}