{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"theironpony's status on Saturday, 31-Dec-11 04:28:26 UTC","author_name":"theironpony","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/theironpony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/870842","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2145\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">eaglehooves<\/span><\/a><\/span> Well, how am I gonna perform finer tasks? Like rewiring the air conditioning line I broke on entry?"}