{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Thomas K (zarkanorf)'s status on Wednesday, 11-May-11 07:16:51 UTC","author_name":"Thomas K (zarkanorf)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zarkanorf","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/87394","html":"I drove 95 miles per hour on the freeway from Newport to Anaheim to see you guys (especially @<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/317\" class=\"url\" title=\"Derek McElroy\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">bigponymac<\/span><\/a><\/span> ). WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME YOU GET FREE SODA AT BARS IF YOU'RE A DESIGNATED DRIVER?!"}