{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jeff Stathers (dusty)'s status on Monday, 02-Jan-12 08:02:29 UTC","author_name":"Jeff Stathers (dusty)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/dusty","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/876297","html":"Aaagh, it feels like I'm getting shocked in the stomach when my iPhone (which is in my hoody pocket) vibrates whenever I get a notification."}