{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"MIkel  The Deranged Stallion (derangedstallion)'s status on Monday, 02-Jan-12 20:19:15 UTC","author_name":"MIkel  The Deranged Stallion (derangedstallion)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derangedstallion","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/877359","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jack\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> hypothetical situation, if i were to meet him my hoof would go so far down his throat, he'd crap out recycled horse shoes. . . note to self no more peanut butter and honey sandwiches"}