{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"naa's status on Tuesday, 03-Jan-12 18:14:54 UTC","author_name":"naa","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/naa","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/879513","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4200\" class=\"url\" title=\"Joe\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">purplephish20<\/span><\/a><\/span> No, I'm not jelly. I mean, wouldn't it suck to be sentient jelly, wobbling around, waiting to be eaten at dessert time? #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/lamejoke\" rel=\"tag\">LameJoke<\/a><\/span> *shot*"}