{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"theironpony's status on Tuesday, 03-Jan-12 20:18:11 UTC","author_name":"theironpony","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/theironpony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/879740","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2620\" class=\"url\" title=\"Dane Dychkowski\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">yodelerty<\/span><\/a><\/span> Fine. But we must meet at an undisclosed location. At 3:14, travel east to the gas station on the corner. There, you will find a blue van, knock on the left rear window four times, followed by two more slow knocks. When the question is asked, reply: &quot;Only when the moon shines upon the cooked bacon.&quot; He will give yo the keys to a beige truck at the other end of the parking lot. In there, you will find a portion of a map with directions. Follow them exactly. Then, we may meet and you may know my secrets."}