{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Insert FakeNameHere (the20percent)'s status on Thursday, 05-Jan-12 23:16:02 UTC","author_name":"Insert FakeNameHere (the20percent)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/the20percent","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/887287","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2126\" class=\"url\" title=\"The Hugger\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">hugs<\/span><\/a><\/span> Welp... you're not in firstworldproblems, not in secondworldproblems, but you are in a world of hurt... which world would that be in?"}