{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Friday, 06-Jan-12 14:31:11 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/889311","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1235\" class=\"url\" title=\"Henrik Westerlund\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">flaxx<\/span><\/a><\/span> Now I'm going to batter you to death with chicken drumsticks! It'll be really messy, but I'm going to enjoy every hour of it."}